A message from the birthday boy.
“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”
i like how he just talks about sex
and then cats.
ok.
robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens
sex and then kittens.
Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr
Robert Downey Jr is literally Tumblr.
Omfg Robert Downey Jr is tumblr
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
plz follow!! and i really mean it when I say ‘i follow back’
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.
For your nightmares..
(Source: tubaeric)
I served Michael Clarke Duncan a few gourmet vegan dinners back in my server days, and let me assure you- this dude is HUGE, strong, and not afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Love it.
Check out his brilliant interview here!
You’re gonna have a hard time debating protein when you’ve got the dude from The Green Mile standing on your chest.
Huba huba